FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.>
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.> >

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs>
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM> >

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong>
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!' > >

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry>
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you > >

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back>
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours > >

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you >
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you> >

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing>
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you> >

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door>
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'> >

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile>
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life> >

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.>
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you> >